By Curtis Honeycutt Ah, it’s a new year — a clean slate, full of hope. Think of the countless ways we’ll all mess things up.
Tag: humor column
Help not wanted as an emergency contact
By Dick WolfsieThis story was inspired by an actual event. The names have not been changed. It was about 3 a.m. when Mary Ellen nudged
Top 10 reasons I’ve never been called on to moderate a political candidate’s debate
By Torry Stiles 10. “If you are elected, how do you plan to dispose of your enemies?” 9. Instead of a “Time’s up” light we
Top 10 modern student excuses
By Torry Stiles 10. Tardy: “Mom didn’t pay for my phone, and ain’t nobody got watches anymore.” 9. Dress Code: “Ya can’t show your underwear so I ain’t
Top 10 signs your kid is rockin’ the school thing this year
By Torry Stiles 10. All the kids loved her YouTube of the principal making out with the substitute in the parking lot. 9. He hacked Dad’s card
Top 10 suggestions for the next time we let the prisoner out by accident
By Torry Stiles 10. Every prisoner gets his hand stamped on his way in to jail, so if he goes out, he can get right back
Top 10 reasons I could never be a comic book supervillain
By Torry Stiles 10. I don’t think I could stand up to Batman. I’d struggle with an average Walmart greeter. 9. Metropolis has Superman. Gotham
Gee whiz! Let’s bring back these nifty 50s slang terms.
By Curtis Honeycutt The 1950s were a wild time. Everything was in black and white, there weren’t any footprints on the moon, and no one
Top 10 recent Will Rogers quotes (were he alive today) #35
By Torry Stiles 10. “If you went to Washington to fix the government and 10 years later you ain’t done it then maybe you ain’t
Top 10 recent childcare mistakes I’ve made
By Torry Stiles 10. Not studying my Transformers and My Little Pony characters ahead of time … and Lord help me if I forget which robot